STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
can you please tell me why I'm bleeding so heavily from my ass and all my makeup is gone?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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