Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
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And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I walked out of the bedroom naked holding a used condom only to be greeted by half of my family. Happy birthday mom
They're putting plan B in vending machines now. My life just got so much easier.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
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I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
A place where it's acceptable to show body parts is not a good place for me to be.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
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