I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Duck Duck Cougar?
During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
I was in holding with a guy that got a DUI on a hover round. He was so nice. We're hanging out tonight.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
I threw up in a wendys bag in her car. when i went to throw it out the window it exploded all over me. No I don't think there will be a second date.
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