Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
If he's gonna send me dick pics; he should at least zoom in to make it look bigger.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
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