We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I am sitting on my kitchen floor drunk with a bottle of jose cuervo, tryin to make cinnamon rolls and write a paper. I love college
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
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Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
I just met his other fuck buddy...I am thinking of befriending her just to fuck with him...manuplating my roommates into hating each other is boring me i need something else to do
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
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the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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