Why does Corona taste like a burp?
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
the first call I got in the morning was from visa fraud prevention so yeah it was one of those nights
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
i think you know its gunna be a bad day when it starts with throwing up into a red plastic cup
the cop then proceeds to point out the "proud parent of a dare graduate" bumper sticker and say well i guess it's time to take that off
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
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ok. can u leave the new roommate a list of instructions for me? like what i need to be fed and when i need to be exercised?
Corn dogs constantly. And all.the time
I feel like fucking him is something we all do but don't want to admit to. like masturbating or peeing in the shower
lit a joint with my parents wedding matches today, this is what happens when you're out of lighter fluid. didnt even feel guilty.
I bruised my vagina when I was climbing out of the trash can.
My phone broke again .... im not really sure how im going 2 explain the teeth marks to the ppl at the Verizon store
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
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