Double fisting Gray Goose bottles. We've officially ruined her.
Every once in a while you'd chuckle to yourself, and when I asked you what's so funny u replied "sometimes my toes tickle eachother"
these girls were driving down the road screaming "SHOT!!" out the windows and pelting potatoes at passerby.
i got hit in the ear.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
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Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
So ive come to the realization that my affinity for tattooed guys makes me the literal definition of tit for tat
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
please let it be arousing that I used numbers to figure out how well I'd give you head
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I'm the catering manager, it's not my job to stop 2 teenagers from fucking in the bathroom. I couldn't bring myself to stop that sort of young romance anyway, that's what I pay you people for
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
I dropped my pants and she just stared until she asked how is that even possible? Best night ever lmao
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
I’m sorry my lady boner messed up your mojo!!
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