What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
You told him that your vagina was the "King Crab" of all vagina's.
It's christmas eve and my mom blacked out before me. If she beat me at that, what have I been learning at college?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
I am having the most awesome nonsexual conversation about my vagina right now
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
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