Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
babies were throwing up all over the place
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
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You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
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You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
I felt like a responsible adult. A responsible adult that may or may not end up shitfaced. But not heaving purple puke into a urinal like last time because I'm classy now.
after what u told me last night I think we're past the wtf zone and at this point u should just join me in wondering if my barista lover is a gay porn star
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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