Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
you turned on the Care Bears movie at 5am and kept screaming "I CARE"
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
Now in just stoned listening to my dads philosophical idea about public transit
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I'm done, I have no more memes or ways to ask for nudes, so yeah
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
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