well I can't set my house on fire every night
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
fun fact: in my eskimo family tree i am the only brunette
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
then this guy just runs in screaming, "cant you see my daughter pissed herself???!!!" and that was the start of my 2016.
Why was I so drunk last night that I licked the bar and then the bartenders face? Why didn't you stop me? We can never go back there.
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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