If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
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he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
no more duck duck goose at the bar
Escorted out of jimmy johns because I refused to leave with my dog. Stole a loaf of bread on the way out.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
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yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
She asked if she should pack the condoms, I told her I plan on drinking so much that it won't be possible.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
I thought you couldn't go near Germans after that restraining order
you bounced a quarter off my butt and it came back hitting you in the eye. karma, bitch.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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