I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
Im sure that doesnt mean its ruined... It was your bithday you get a free "im drunk at 7 am" card
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
I'm fucking an ugly guy. Don't come home.
well now I have to
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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