Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
You should have been there. We got drunk and threw a sword through his windshield.
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
i may have given a gay guy with a mohawk my number last night that said... "you are straight" omg so glad a whole year til my next birthday... also i hit myself in the face with a car door. nice.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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