Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
I don't think brook has ever known best
just convinced brandon semen are bugs that crawl in your pants and make gooey juice. now hes convinced he has them lmao
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
do you think having her use a clorox disinfecting wipe on her vagina will keep me from getting her herpes if I don't have a condom?
he stopped making out with me and said "can I make you grilled cheese? I feel like I owe YOU something"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
And drunk me decided to play keep away with sober me's dignity
mate, my mother watched me threw up out of my nose wearing only a g-string.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
I mean like if I stood up my head might pull me down like an anchor
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
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