Oral text is very safe with the right protection.
so he woke up after being passed out and yelled that he had brought back moon rocks for everybody...
I promise it'll work. Just go there and keep the lights off and keep saying blaowww. She'll think your me.
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
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Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
you walked in, put on rap music and started chugging vodka
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
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