what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
I lined up everyone's pillows and I'm playing Evel Knievel when I jerk off later.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
i had the all of mcdonalds chanting USA as he motorboated you
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I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
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We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
I made my own utility belt like Batman. It has a cup holder for my beer, cell phone holder, a little pocket for condoms, and a sewing kit just in case.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
We have an albino peacock in our apartment. It's beautiful.
Scratch it being beautiful, bitch just stole my McDonalds. Call animal control.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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