DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I know I'm not learning anything when I can't even spell the name of the class I'm taking
Just passed a strip club with a Marquis sign that said 'tis the squeezin'
my hot student got the clitoris wrong on the lab practical...so it kinda makes me not want to pursue it
just because he can't find it on a cat, doesn't mean he can't find it on you
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EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
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Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
You know, finding my first grey pube at 34 is FAR more distressing than finding that first grey hair at 13.
I DO NOT FUCKING WANT OR NEED THIS INFORMATION!
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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