just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
2 am we went back to his house. his mom handed us beers and cooked us pancakes. the next morning his dad had washed my car. i lied. living at home after college definitely does not suck.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
She's calming us down by shoving oreos in our mouths
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
Actually I learned to fire a 357 Magnum at the age of ten while on my very first period
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