News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
Even my vagina gasped.
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
my last clear memory of the night was being offered a shot but having so much alcohol in my hands that someone literally had to pour it in my mouth for me. after that it pretty much skips to waking up face down and shirtless on my floor.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
So this is what it's like to wake up with someone else's blood in your nose...
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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