I'm laying in your front yard are you home
hot mess party of 2 ur bar is now available
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
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u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i literally in my bathroom watching tv from across the hall while trying not to fall asleep with my dog keeping my feet warm. wednesday's shouldnt be like this
We're learning about the color wheel. Hello college.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
Tonight is an "I'm lonely and single so I'm going to curl up in a warm, melatonin and vodka enriched ball in the corner of my bed with a cat." kind of night.
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