i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
he has 3 profile pictures up and all of them are him riding jet skis
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
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I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
im still going. this is my new reality. also. dont take glowsticks in the bath. they explode. actually. do. it. its beautiful.
i dont think thats healthy man...
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
Making a me burrito to ward off the cold...and the aloneness of my vagina
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Major win last night. I traded my roommate two cigs for a six pack and a bag of beef jerky. This has been a Brian weekend update
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
she wants homewrecking advice
are you gonna teach her your ways?
obvs. i'm like her yoda.
Just puked most of my soul out..
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