my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Yep. I'm going to buy a sex toy and a LARP prop on the same trip. Welcome to my life.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
I'm pretty sure male strippers are the last things I need in my life right now.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
last night is slowly putting itself back together. Its one giant slutty puzzle, all the pieces are covered in tequila and shame.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
He ate me out in the passenger seat of his Range Rover in a Tim Hortons parking lot. I could hear “oh canada” on the radio from a nearby school as I came. Most patriotic orgasm ever!
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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