You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
I dont even think your gonna like what I got you for christmas. If not we can take it back and get drugs.
I don't know bro. If a girl makes you cum hard enough that you pull a back muscle, she might be the perfect one to call for a massage on said muscle.
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
His ass is a ten, but his personality is a two. Which would average to a six if I didn't have to figure in apologizing to all and sundry. In short hard no. Get a new wingman.
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