this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Waking up with cheese all over my clothes and my vibrator in my pants is a sign we drank way too much tequila last night
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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