question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
Clearly, I'm already going to hell, so there's no point in trying anymore.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
How about we just have a naked taco night instead?
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
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