I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
In my defense it was my birthday and I really wanted to do it.
When you wake up in your dorm right outside your room with the key in the door, then you will understand my pain.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
Let's enter the circle of trust. Are we there yet? Ok. If I somehow hypothetically slept with Amandas ex husband...on a scale of one to ten...how bad is that?
Her vagina felt like a fur coat. It was weird at first but I kinda liked it
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
Nooo. I was entirely happy pretending that my vagina only existed for peeing and releasing Satan's waterfall.
I broke my wrist trying to give him a blow job...
And this is why we can’t have nice things
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