I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
I brought him to this party even though we're not together anymore because we made a bet on who would have sex first, and it is a sausage fest up in here.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
THERE IS A WINE CUBE IN MY ASS THIS IS NOT GOING AS PLANNED
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
I might have snap chatted him. So here's what I need you to do. Find him. Abduct him. Get his phone. View the chat so he can't. Then, buy him ice cream. He deserves ice cream.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
You can't break up with me. I brought you to see Beyoncé.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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