Three words: puerto rican gang bang
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
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Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Whoevers house this is has only beer and cream cheese in the fridge. Thats the diet im gonna go on
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
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they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
What is a foreign vacation of stupidity without some fake names?
She said I had a really great aura. Which I think is hippie code for "I bet you can give me a mind melting orgasm"
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
You were telling everyone in the bar that Jess gave you scurvy.
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