Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I woke up next to her this morning and couldn't remember her name. Luckily, she had written it on my hand so that I could add her on facebook.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
he described going down on me as being like 'entering a jungle of deliciousness and fur
i just had to use the keg as a stool to reach the margarita maker. i'm such a problem solver.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
She cracked her neck before the blowjob and I knew shit just got real.
the amount of chicks and firearms here is unnerving. this will end awesomely or at the morgue.
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
Being drunk with magicians is fucking mind blowing. This Asian guy just made a platypus appear and disappear. This is not a drill.
alright well Taco Bell Closes at 12 so you better pray to god she's asleep by then or I'm running in your house butt ass naked with a bag of tacos
I mean when you laced a shot with $200 worth of cocaine I could see why you'd be mad when somebody drops it
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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