My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
What happened last night?
You soiled yourself again and told everybody that you'd given birth.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
stop sending me battleship coordinates and get back here so i can suck your dick
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
You know how I said I'd never worry about my roommate? Well I just walked in on her masturbating to Star Trek.
Did she boldly cum where no one has cum before?
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
bitch i am allowed to be rude i just fought cold hard porcelain with my face
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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