what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
we just drove by a car that was painted for a grad, it said "you done it!" with a confederate flag bumper sticker next to it. i love kentucky
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
There are pre-booty call contracts for a reason. I have no intention of calling you tomorrow.
Do you need my fax number or something?
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Randomize
