sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
Balls are like the throw pillows of the penis
She has more profile pics than tagged pics. narcissism at its best.
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
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He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
His IQ is so high, I swear I started ovulating when he told me the number.
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
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have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
It's one of those "I can't stand you but we're stuck in the same hotel room tonight so let's fuck until one of us passes out" kind of nights.
Going overboard is basically 75% of my personality
I'm a gorgeous hot mess
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Do you remember trying to sleep under the pool table while wearing a reflective vest?
Nope.
You kept saying you had to be safe.
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
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