Soo both my 8 year old sister and fuck buddy are named Sarah..
this can't be going anywhere good
nooope. guess which one i texted last nite to come over so i could "punish her pussy"? =\
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
hey everyone... booty call? my house tonight. bring friends to fuck my friends.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
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There's so much relief when you realize you wake up in your own bed
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
She said "don't make this weird" and then proceeded to sniff me.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
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I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
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