Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
Goal for tonight: Make one last drunken mistake for the semester.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
Party Liz is going to have to have her wings clipped until someone gets me some baby reins to wear
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
if I open my eyes, my head will explode. that hungover.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I went 670% over budget on my vacation. My accountant would flip if he weren't me.
How the fuck do you have so much free time?
Polyphasic sleep schedule.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Randomize
