Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
The man at the Honda dealership told me I smell like vodka and probably shouldn't be driving.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm shutting down my vagina temporarily...it's like the last two weeks were a going out of business sale...and now it needs a break...
Sometimes I stop and laugh and think "and these are my actual life choices".
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
It kind if looked like a strap-on dressed up for Halloween.
You need to stop telling people you gained weight over the holidays. You've been fat since July.
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
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