weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Don't worry I'll hold the wheel while you cum
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
I'm by the dj to the left. Come get me now this girl is talking about baby names and I dnt even no hers
I can't see you
I'm the only one that's wearing a tarzan outfit get your ass over here you douche
She said my new name was "ranch" because I "looked delicious"
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Her vagina was like a painting you can put your face in.
I just realized that at some point last night I told someone I would only be friends with 16% of them because the other 84% stole my people's land
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
I have to choose between charging my phone or my vibrator. This is bullshit.
You kept saying “keke” over and over so I slapped you then you proceeded to ask if I loved you. In case you’re wondering why you have a black eye - Lauren
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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