there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
He's not messing around tonight. 4 fist pumps.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
He stole me a cantaloupe and we drunkenly broke into a park and ate it on a bench with my pocket knife. I think i need to marry him
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
Oh god theyre drunkenly throwing knifes now, definitely the best movie I've worked on
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