So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
I really hope I'm not the first person who's had to wash vomit off of cash and credit cards.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I have walked into stripper central, but I'm on the street at 1:00 in the afternoon
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I woke up with my vibrator in my bed so I'm assuming I had a decent night.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
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Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
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