I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
also, just kill me. literally hit me with a vehicle, or an aircraft, something that will ultimately make me forget tonight.
The only pictures I have are of me being stoned or me looking like a man, which do you prefer?
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
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I felt so bad but my urge to be with you & drunkenly eat your face was apparently much stronger.
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
I mean...if Marco gets pregnant, it is either the spawn of Satan or the second coming of Christ (neither of which I want in my life). So let's just hope that he doesn't grow a womb and that we don't have to consider either option.
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