Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
can't make this up: he's writing lyrics for the musical reenactment of how he met her @ an anime convention to perform at their wedding. yes, there'll also be dance routines involved.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I'll be so proud. Like a proud mama bear freeing my slut cub into the wild.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
She was horrified when I asked if they had any strap on chin dildos, I was at a sex shop for gods sake must I be judged everywhere
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
We need to get me chipped asap
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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