I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
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I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
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TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
Is it too early to start a donation jar for my 4th of july hospital bills?
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
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WAIT MOM THIS DOESNT NEED TO BE A FAMILY EVENT OK AARON DOESNT NEED TO BE AROUND FOR NIPPLEGATE 2014
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Uh oh. Put down the vodka cancel the clowns and get rid of the donkey
Planning a vacation around my dog. I have become one of those dog moms.
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