at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
If I could pick any std, I would pick genital herpes. Seriously. Have you seen the commercials? The lady is riding a fucking bike, swimming, and on a date. I have a perfectly fine vag and all I do is go to the library.
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I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
Dude I am not desperate enough to pay my dealer in change. Maybe tomorrow.
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Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
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