dude, your ex-bf is on match.com
details on that.
well, his profile doesn't say anything about herpes.
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
I think i can hear god laughing at me and yelling "thou shall pay for thy habits of underage drinking" through a megaphone directly at my eardrums
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I just told him I want him to "take the reins". At least its festive sexting?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
I'm shopping for Mother's Day cards while waiting for my herpes medication. What is life.
I might go bald with this hair pulling thing every night.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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