just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
She started doing push ups and calling me a pussy. Never set me up with your ROTC friends again.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
But life isn't just all about getting drunk & eating chicken strips.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
I need to find another hobby that doesn't include being hungover.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
Randomize
