it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
i don't care what you say, the winery is open and 10am is NOT too early to go barrel tasting
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
If there was a game called "keeping your legs shut," I would lose every time.
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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