Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
Just wrote a paper about alcohol abuse that sounded like my weekend...
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
I stole another quarter from the bathroom. I'm slowly getting rich drinking here.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I'm just like... Utterly amazed that we're still alive at this point. Who'da thunk it....
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
I just need some of your time and all of your body.
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