you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Here's the level of my committment: I'm not participating in the Olympic opening ceremonies drinking game. THIS IS SERIOUS.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
I wanna die. I can't recall the last time I was happy that doesn't involve your hand touching my butt.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
I refuse to shit my pants for anyone except Cher and Christina Aguilera!
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