Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
In my junk email folder, there are literally 67 messages from Alcoholics Anonymous. What..the fuck.
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
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That dog was the best thing i ever touched
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
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I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
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