there should be a rule- if you jizz on it, you wash it
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
Your dress got me laid by one of Obama's Secret Service members. Patriotic duty, check.
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
it was an ACCIDENT
it was a DICK
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
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