big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
whatcha mean you cant get rid of genital warts? thats not what my girlfriend says
she's sitting on the other side of the room at this party. with her smirnoff tucked in that little opening between her cleavage and shirt. drinking from a straw. snapping her fingers off beat.
it's love
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Almost there.
define "almost". like I have enough time to watch a youtube video or oh shit, put on some goddamn pants because they're in the driveway.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
you know you need to get laid when: getting wrestled to the ground in a self-defense class turns you on....p.s. this is a booty call
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