So im at the gym and some guy has a tattoo of a hand doing the shocker... The douche bag bar has been raised yet again.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
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Any idea who the guy in my bed tagged as rattlesnake dick might be?
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
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Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
I just want dates and sex but the option to have that with whoever whenever I want
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
Oh man
I hooked up with the lead singer of the band at the wedding. I am so hungover.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
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