and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
you were exchanging tortilla chips with the guy at the next table, telling him your table was given the "big chips" because it was your 21st birthday
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Nothing quite like walking through a spider web on your way back in from smoking to fuck up a perfectly good high.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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