you know whats weird about having a girlfriend....I look forward to masturbating now....sort of like quality me time.
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
If the multiverse is real, would you screw yourself? I'd screw myself.
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