i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
So hungover. They actually hid easter eggs around me.
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
He dodged my hug and greeted me with a fist bump. I slept with him the night before. The only thing worse would have been a greeting by chest bump.
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
I'm pretty sure the guy in front of me at Walmart doesn't have good plans. It's one am he is buying a flash light and black bandanna
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
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