This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
if you spike my cofee one more time im gona fuck you up. im presenting to the mayor in sevven fucking minuets. fuck you and youir fucking bartending classses i am so fuckign fcked
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Guess I was throwing darts at a patrons head last night, lol! Black out
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
His front door was open but I INSISTED on army crawling FOOT FIRST under the garage door. Then I peed the bed.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
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