yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
Come find me, I'm the girl sitting alone in taco bell at 9 in the morning drinking concealed beer with a straw
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
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