If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
What people don't tell you about near death experiences is they give you a full on chub
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I just had a great idea for an etsy shop. Sell all the shit bitches leave from one nighters
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
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