the night i cant remember will be the night i always remember thanks to my "i
i just went dwnstairs and there are 5 guys without their shirts on hugging each other. i think i should leave now
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
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I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
I'm not sure drinking my way through west nile virus is the best idea. Oh well, already committed to that plan.
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
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Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
You couldn’t remember the word hand jibber. Instead, your drunk ass offered the bartenders “unlimited hand fritters” if they wouldn’t cut you off.
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