The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
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She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
she tossed me in the back of the car and said "god gave u the gift of life and I wanna swallow it"
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
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This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Try eating a sub blackout with your uncle. It's not easy ok
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Dont care about too tired for sex, thank you for leaving your laser pointer. I have now determined both my cats are stupid.
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